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Random Assortment http://randomassortment.wordpress.com Don't try to make since of this, its just random words and thoughs. Sat, 07 Feb 2009 15:28:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png Random Assortment http://randomassortment.wordpress.com Random Thoughts on Lesbians http://randomassortment.wordpress.com/2009/02/07/random-thoughts-on-lesbians/ http://randomassortment.wordpress.com/2009/02/07/random-thoughts-on-lesbians/#comments Sat, 07 Feb 2009 15:28:38 +0000 geekthug http://randomassortment.wordpress.com/?p=25 ]]> Friction, lots of friction but that’s all.

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I always wonder if they have daddy or mommy issues.

messed up teeth

Every lesbian that I know is not very attractive.

Why does there always seem to be a masculane and a femanine lesbian in every relationship?

Do lesbians think of men the same way I do?

lipstick

May 18th, 2006

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Do they share clothes and shoes?

flannel shirts

Why do lots of men think lesbian sex is so awesome?

sperm donors

A superhero in the Watchmen was a lesbian, and she was killed for it.

comfortable shoes

Lesbians seem to more socially excepted in society, compared to gay men. Why is that?

lots of hugging

Who is the most famous lesbian?

short hair

What derogatory term to lesbians call each other?

smeared lipstick on two faces

synchronized periods

kelly clarkson denies shes gay (wwtdd.com)
Gays Find Marriage Not All it’s Cracked Up to Be (oneriot.com)
Obama Appoints Lesbian & Former Voter Protection Advisor to White House Associate Counsel (queerty.com)
Britain Faces Sperm Donor Shortage (abcnews.go.com)
Gay Men, Straight Women Have Similar Brains; Pat Robertson to Advocate Forced, Publicly Funded Lobotomies (healthcareinformationsystemsblog.blogspot.com)

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The fox nose!

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skiffy
shards of glass in my brain
slave sex in a shack
purple skies with missiles going off in the air to destroy a small country
dry dog noses
Can cats see in color?
the visible spectrum for a human is small
I hate breast reductions but sometimes they are necessary
Jesus drank and made wine, would he a little smoke marijuana?
You have to ask to get CRV value when you recycle beverage containers.
The treat of layoffs make me work harder. (I should be working right now)
Slurpees are delicious
sniz

Research on Marijuana-Like Drug for Pain (somebodyhealme.dianalee.net)

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Cotton candy brazil

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catching people stare at you in public places

the feeling you get when you see someone at the corner of your eye, then you look and no one’s there

puppy breath

Does weight gain have anything to do with snoring?

clouds that look like pink cotton candy

jumpies

sticky floors in a movie theater

rats that gnaw your fingers off when you are asleep

cooking beans or soup in the can they came in

KFC's Original Recipe fried chicken and French...

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How much liquid can a human bladder hold?

fried chicken is delicious

using drip systems will greatly improve the health of your plants

tiny monkey hands freak me out

I saw a dead opossum on the road today

a least one time I day I think I hear an earthquake coming

the coffee they serve at work is the worst coffee I have ever tasted

Opossom in tree

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I can’t have paintings with people in them in my bedroom, they will come out at night and kill me in my sleep.

Zombies freak me out, but I can’t help but love them.

buttermilk

It feels like it takes about 3 days for alcohol to get out of my system.

ice pick lobotomy

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broken teeth

hot dog farts

scambled egges with diced ham and cheese

women with giant handlebar mustaches

wet blankets used to put out fires

motor cycles with 3 wheels

fluffy white clouds

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children with runny noses

crumbs from scraping burnt toast

George Washington Carver

giant spiders attacking a city

mind reading input devices for computers

dead sailors

the nun on the end of the boat

bloody meat clevers in the hands of a huge Samoan woman

wearing 3D glasses while having sex

slimmy seaweed at the beach

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a purple airplane

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hamster dancing on vomit

purple airplanes

shoes

big boxes kids love to play in are same boxes homeless people love to live in

dusty celling fans

peanut butter crackers

Do cats like ice cream?

old school white socks with 3 different color stripes on them

meat hooks used for moving sides of beef

Three-legged-dog sheila 32nd day past amputation

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rusty weathervane in a windy rainstorm

three legged dogs that run really fast

How do hermaphrodites masturbate?

getting drunk by myself

birds with acidy poop

In ...

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Would monkeys with no tails be made fun of my other monkeys?

dark dank cold cellar

life cycle of a lady bug

swarm of bees

gold coins with Obama’s picture on it

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